“As I like to call him, Leonardo DiCaprio‘s ex-girlfriend’s ex-husband”: Tom Brady Survived a Massacre at His Netflix Roast as Brutal Gisele Bündchen Divorce Became Unlimited Ammo for Attackers
Leonardo DiCaprio is notoriously known for dating women younger than him. Two decades ago, he dated Brazilian model Gisele Bündchen. Years later, Bündchen began dating NFL quarterback Tom Brady and they tied the knot in 2009. However, the relationship came to a screeching halt in 2022 when they announced their separation.
Brady and Bündchen might have separated two years ago, but their relationship still makes headlines often for one reason or the other. This time around, the quarterback became the target of numerous comics who made several jokes regarding his divorce from the supermodel. To be fair, he brought it upon himself when he decided to become a part of the Netflix comedy roast show.
Comics Roasted Tom Brady on Account of His Divorce from Gisele Bündchen
Tom Brady is popular as one of the best quarterbacks of all time. For the first twenty seasons, he played with the New England Patriots and spent the last three seasons with the Tampa Bay Buccaneers. Recently, he was featured on the comedy festival Netflix Is a Joke Fest‘s live event The Greatest Roast of All-Time: Tom Brady.
Brady’s former teammates Julian Edelman, Rob Gronkowski, and Drew Bledsoe were also present at the event hosted by Kevin Hart and Jeff Ross. Stand-up comedians like Nikki Glaser, Andrew Schulz, Bert Kreischer, and Tom Segura were also present at the show.
While Brady’s many achievements and his journey to becoming one of the greatest NFL players set the stage, nothing could have prepared him for the barrage of jokes coming his way. at one point Hart teased him, saying (via Variety):
“We’re here to roast the greatest quarterback of all time. Oh, wait, Joe Montana’s here?”
As if there were not enough jokes to be made at his expense, his divorce from Gisele Bündchen was also one of the hottest topics to make jokes about as Julian Edelman quipped:
“Or as I like to call him, Leonardo DiCaprio’s ex-girlfriend’s ex-husband.”
There were many other such jokes made regarding Bündchen. While some were hilarious, others were quite cringe-worthy.
The Comics Had a Field Day with Dragging Tom Brady
Among the many VIP guests were Shane Gillis, Chelsea Handler, Jim Gaffigan, and even Netflix executives Ted Sarandos and Bela Bajaria. The unedited event was a rather lengthy affair and featured numerous digs at Brady and some at Kim Kardashian too.
Here are some of the Tom Brady-targeted jokes Kevin Hart made at the event:
“Tom brought Boston with him tonight. I’ve never seen Inglewood so white. It looks like a Bruce Springsteen concert just let out. This used to be the home of the Lakers; now it’s the home of the Quakers.”
“It’s been two years since Tom has gotten divorced. And since then, Tom’s been fucking. Tom has been putting that two-inch tool to work. Tom has been f*cking so much; his dick has gotten CTE.”
“You know who else fucked that coach. Gisele. She fucked that karate man…. eight karate classes a day, and she’s still a white belt?”
Some other jokes targeted at Brady:
“We wanted to roast you in Florida, but because of your governor, we wouldn’t have been able to call you gay.”
“The only difference between Tom Brady and Hitler is that Hitler stuck with his wife until the end.”
“Your ex wife’s new boyfriend can kick your a** while eating hers.”
Considering the number of jokes made about Bündchen, it is hard to tell if the comedians were there to roast her ex-husband or her as well.
